So, a few months back (at least as far back as Sept) I volunteered my work desk to be home for a plant under the false pretense that it would leave my desk to travel with it's owner...who was job hunting. When the landed the job, they sorta... Told me it was mine now. It was always mine and no takebacksies.
So now this Monstera hangs out with me 5 days a week. See first photo of it and a current photo from today.