The Steven Seagal Movie Generator

Trae Dorn

So over twenty years ago I made a dumb thing -- the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. It randomly takes the titles, casts and plots of different Steven Seagal movies and combines them into a hypothetical film.

After letting it sit for two decades, I recently did an update to its data to include a whole lot more stupid films too.

If you want to play with it, here it is: https://www.trhonline.com/seagal/ (just reload to get a different "movie")

Here are some examples I generated:

Dr Glowcat

Love the implication that some hells are not dangerous 😹
Also I have no idea who this guy is because I don't do movies real well, but the toy is fun!

Dr Glowcat

also I don't do links real well, apparently... why is the plot gone???

Trae Dorn

Dr Glowcat So the image om the page is just the background -- the title and plot are just text. I posted mine as screen shots because I like how it looks, but you cam just cut amd paste the text to share it --

EXECUTIVE DAWN
Steven Seagal / Byron Mann / Johnny Messner
Steven Seagal is a renegade cop who needs to stop a Chechen terrorist leader (played by Johnny Messner) from selling drugs to support terrorism.

Seagal is joined by a cab driver (played by Byron Mann). With the odds against them, can they prevent Johnny Messner from shooting a robot version of Seagal?

Dr Glowcat

A Dangerous Hell
Steven Seagal / Jacqueline Lord / Tzi Ma

Steven Seagal is an Environmental protection agent who needs to stop a corrupt member of the Chinese military (played by Tzi Ma) from pursuing a plan to blow up Los Angeles.

Seagal is joined by a police captain (played by Jacqueline Lord). With the odds against them, can they prevent Tzi Ma from causing an all out war between different Yakuza factions?