Mistakes were made.

Trae Dorn

I am a functional adult.

The Nexus System

(Obligatory 'please interpret our like as support and not as us being happy at your misfortune' disclaimer)

Glad you weren't hurt, at least. Still sorry you lost so much of it, though. 🙁

-Elliott (they/them)

Kimberlee

ooooh been there! most recently with my undercut.

... I now have a row of spiky baby hairs between my shaved side and my long hair side.

just lean in to it lol.

(also like your hair looks fine. no one knows you did it too short by accident unless you tell them! oh ... wait ... still! own it!)

Trae Dorn

Kimberlee The day this happened was such a mess. My supervisor was out at work on PTO and I was covering some stuff (which is a normal part of my job description), but like three things all went wrong am hour before I came in and ended up having to fix them myself, amd I was in the middle of training someone to cover a process they were SUPPOSED to become the backup on but corporate laid off my main person for it the week before so now everything is urgent... and then I did this on my lunch.

And it was like... goddamnit

Kimberlee

Trae Dorn ono! i'm sorry that it was such an awful day!

you are a rather silly bean to cut your hair in the middle of all that, though. whatever possessed you to do it there and then?